"Just listen to yourself. You sound like a proper loser, sitting there going on and on about how useless you are. It's your fault you're depressed. Yes, you have problems, but there are nine-year-old girls being sold as prostitutes in Thailand, so your situation doesn't sound that bad to me."

 

“A bird dons a pair of thinking wings and attempts to transcend its infamously small brain; but in imitating supposedly superior human beings, it only increases its capacity for arrogance and self-loathing. This illustrated guide to avian kwank shows how countless birds can be killed with one grey stone.”

 

Anyone weird enough to like Avian Kwank may also enjoy Uncle Ben's Heartbreak.

Published 2014

by Pteron Press